i am three years behind in my math homework
Fox News is so incredily diverse. Look at all the color: eggshell, mayo, flour, starch, bleach, cauliflower
no one cares if you don’t like short hair on girls shut the fuck up
"Red is such an interesting color to correlate with emotion, because it's on both ends of the spectrum. On one end you have happiness, falling in love, infatuation with someone, passion, all that. On the other end, you've got obsession, jealousy, danger, fear, anger and frustration." - taylorswift
tbh i literally say “literally and tbh” literally all the time tbh
when the quiet kid in class makes a good comeback
They should put prizes in tampon boxes, be like yeah your period sucks but here’s 50% off of some icecream.
my mating call is the sound of my microwave beeping